Wedding-shambles

by Constantine

According to this source, Kate Moss and Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty were planning a surprise Balinese style wedding last week, until Pete's forced admittance to a drug rehab center.

The supermodel flew her brother Nick and friends to the upmarket resort of Bukit, where she was yesterday due to "marry" her drug addict lover Pete Doherty. Moss, 32, had planned a Balinese-style ceremony and had told friends that it was to be the intimate "spiritual ceremony" she and the Babyshambles singer had always dreamed of having.

I know this probably isn't what Kate had in mind when she said 'spiritual'. Then again, I'm not so sure she knows what she had in mind when she said 'spiritual' either. Hindu? Catholic? The Church of wasting-your-life-away-with illegal-substances-on-exotic-resort-islands-and-pretending-you're-spiritual?

But here's an idea-- instead of a Balinese ceremony, the supermodel could just join her hubby-to-be in rehab for a One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest-style wedding ceremony instead. Bear with me here...

I'm imaginging nurses as bridesmaids. The bouquets pinned to their dresses will be secured by a single, sterile syringe. Instead of rice, the witnesses can throw methadone pills at them. Pete's drug counselor will preside over the ceremony and bless the couple with wishes for their mutual sobriety, and then after they exchange vows, Kate's daughter will be officially put up for adoption. Because it's clear to me that this couple's definition of 'spirituality' is about as far removed from reality as you could possibly get.

| 08/22/06 |