The Stars Are Telling Britney Spears To Go Home –– And So Are We

by Nicole

Don’t get us wrong, the Daily Mantra would love to see Britney Spears do well. We’ve heard some of the tracks she recorded earlier this year, that at one point were destined for her new album, and quite frankly they’re great, pushing boundaries in the same way Toxic did. But right now Britney needs to do what’s best for herself and her kids, and not what’s best for fat cat record executives, sycophants and hangers on – and for that matter MTV – who mercilessly exploited her this past weekend at the VMA’s in their desperation for ratings. The station has since had its comeuppance, and announced late yesterday that it has been forced to remove Britney's VMA performance from all repeats. A brief statement on MTV's website said, "The performance has been pulled indefinitely from all MTV properties worldwide until further notice."

Britney’s VMA 'comeback' appearance was never going to be anything other than what it was, given her recent history. Emotionally disturbed people with substance abuse issues don’t get better overnight. Nor do they get better while the world is watching them fall, and while the likes of Sarah Silverman are publicly making unforgivably mean comments in the hope of boosting their own careers. That’s why we –– and the stars, according to our in-house expert astrologer Maria –– are suggesting Britney would be better leaving behind the limelight for a while so she can recover in the privacy of her own home.

“Go home –– that’s exactly what the planets are lining up to tell Britney,” says Maria. “If you want to regain your sanity, go home – and stay home. Move back to Mississippi or somewhere completely out of the limelight. Your career is not over forever, but it is over for now. People still love you but you are so confused about who you are. You are making a fool of yourself trying to stay in the public eye when indications in your chart tell us you need to find the love within, which can only happen if you isolate yourself. “

“With Saturn entering Britney’s 12th house of confinement and Pluto entering her 4th house of home in Capricorn, the stars are screaming its time to go home. Indeed, she won’t have much of a choice, the Universe will make it for her. Britney does have a problem with being at home however, possibly because there may have been a lot of childhood drama with her father; she therefore has a total resistance to finding love at home. Once her new CD hits the stores on November 13th, and album sales are bleak, I hope she realizes her music career and stardom must go on the back burner, and that what she really needs is more solitude in her life, most likely without her children on a day to day basis.”

| 09/12/07 | Celebrities