Fancy That! Britney Spears Upsets Catholic League

by Nicole

Sometimes life is so predictable. As we prophesied in our story two days ago, our always good-for-a-giggle pal over at the Catholic League, Bill Donohue, has got all worked up about the prospect of popwreck Britney Spears playing Madonna (the mother of Jesus of Nazareth rather than David of Malawi) in a modern day nativity film called Sweet Baby Jesus.

"She is seriously miscast," fumed Donohue to New York's Daily News gossip rag. "She would be better suited to play the lead role in a flick called 'Monica' [as in Lewinsky]. If she did, the Catholic League would be delighted to send her a box of cigars!"

How very (Un)Christian of him!

| 12/14/07 | Celebrities