Eccentric American singer/songwriter Tom Waits staged a fake press conference, which was recorded and posted on YouTube (see video), to announce his upcoming Glitter And Doom Tour. With some recorded crowd noise for company, Waits explained that he was guided by astrology when routing his tour, noting his journey will mirror the snake-like Hydra constellation. The fun loving and free spirited Sagittarius singer, whose vocals have been likened to a two week old cigarette stub at the bottom of an emptied glass of bourbon, further explained that he picked the towns he's due to play according to the principle of Pehdtsckjmba (pronounced peh-ska-JIM-bah).